The river was a thief in the night. It didnāt rise, it invaded. It shattered walls, swallowed lawns, and dragged Riverbend into a thick, sucking silence. Nothing left but mud and wreckage. For weeks the frogs owned the ruins, croaking from stagnant pools where families once laughed, a drunk, mocking choir that never knew when to shut up.
Tonight I stand on a paved base fit for a Pablo. Not just stone and cement, but a slab that feels like it could anchor a kingpinās throne. You can almost see him: fat cigar smoldering in one fist, brandy sweating in the other, a urinal carved into the corner for his exclusive use. Because why walk when the world should bend? Thatās the base we poured. Overbuilt. Cocky. A concrete dare for the water to try us again.
But the river still talks. Listen. Soft waves slap a hypnotic beat against the stone. Frogs warm up in the reeds. And then it comesā¦. The bloody pesky vuvuzelas! Their messy, spine-ripping scream tears down from the blackness and makes you glare at the blue gums across the water, half-dreaming of a bazooka to blast them into feathery oblivion. Thatās the soundtrack now. Water lapping. Frogs mocking. pesky vuvuzelas mocking. Chaos still here, but order rebuilt on top of it.
Now look up. The sky above this camp hasnāt shifted since the first pyramid stone was dragged across the desert. The Egyptians werenāt dabbling in fairy tales. They read Sirius, the dog star, to predict the Nileās deadly gift. They aligned monuments to Orionās belt with a precision that still steals our breath. A flood meant death if you were blind, survival if you saw. Whole dynasties rose and fell on whether a priest read the heavens right.
And me? Born 25 April 1968, Upington. A Thursday morning, the heat already clawing past thirty-eight. Farm bakkies rattling down dust roads, dominees sharpening their Sunday sermons, vineyards clawing out of the sand with irrigation canals hacked by hand. Somewhere between barking dogs and the rush of sluice gates, I cried for the first time. Taurus Sun. Scorpio rising. Stubborn as stone.
I know hydrology. Iāve studied this riverās moods, its deceit, its sudden brute violence. But Iāll admit it: the priests of the Nile would have beaten me. They lived by the sky, not by gauges. Laugh at horoscopes all you want, but you canāt spit away five thousand years of men who survived by stitching heaven and river together with naked eyes and sheer will.
So whatās the zodiac of Riverbend? Born once in ā68 with me, under Taurus. Reborn when the first pole was driven back into the mud: 28 May 2025. Thatās Gemini. The twins. The second life. The sign that simply refuses to die. Try and find me a more fitting omen.
Astrology has skeletons in its cupboard. It was survival science first. Then came the fortune tellers, the carnival clowns, the magazine columns peddling lucky numbers and new lovers. That circus smeared it into a pot snot. But dig down and the bones are still there, solid: cycles, floods, droughts, chaos and order. Pattern recognition isnāt magic. Itās the oldest survival tool we have.
So stand here with me. The river at your feet. The sky, heavy and ancient, pressing down. Listen to the frogs, the slap of water, the hadidas screeching like devils in the gums. Keep your eyes on the sky. Now let the night peel back. The stars shift, the air thickens, and the river beneath your feet is no longer the Vaal. It is July 17, 2500 BC. You are on the Nile. Priests in white linen stand on the bank, eyes locked on Orion, waiting for Sirius to pierce the horizon.⦠Crocodiles drift in the reeds, still as logs. Then the roar. A hippo explodes from the shallows, jaws wide enough to snap a man in two. Boats surge. Spears flash. Arrows cut the air. Men scream as the water blooms red. The beast bellows, thrashes, then collapses. Silence falls, broken only by the current. The carcass is dragged ashore in triumph. This wasnāt hunting. This was ritual. Order clawed directly from the jaws of chaos.That was their river. This is ours. The Nile and the Vaal are cut from the same primordial cloth. Water gives. Water takes. Chaos is certain. Renewal follows if you endure. The ancients answered with pyramids that still cast shadows across the sand. We answer with paved platforms, rebuilt camps, and foundations poured deep into the flood-scoured earth.
Riverbend stands again. Not as a copy of what was lost, but as an answer to what the flood demanded. Born once under Taurus, stubborn and immovable. Reborn under Gemini, the sign of second lives, quick to adapt, built for survival.
Look up. The same sky that watched the pyramids rise, the same stars that marked the Nileās rise, now watches the Vaal. The ancients would have nodded. They knew. Chaos is never the end. It is only the brutal, necessary beginning of something stronger.
Come visit Riverbend. Stand on our new platform, feel the weight of the stars, and hear the riverās story for yourself. Book your stay today and be part of our rebirth.